Scribbles
Occasionally I write stuff that's not ongoing twitter noise or livejournal drama. It's been a long while since I actually wrote anything of consequence, but old stuff is also fun to have around. Someday in my nebulous rose colored future I home to have more scribbles here as they get written.
Strange Poetry Project
haiku?: perversion of an art form
page of strange haiku!
Weird haikus submitted by readers over the years. Mostly, for some reason, concerning wang and page malfunctions. Come on in and leave one of your own.
Haiku Smackdown - a blog entry (9/15/07) in A Bunch of Wordz about the Strange Haiku, specifically about what happens when you piss me off on my own web site.
What started the silliness in the first place:
- attack of the haiku - See what happens when a somewhat bored Andee tries to think of a creative way of picking on her best friend for not being on IM for weeks.
- birkwelch strikes back - Birkwelch, upon reading the above, delivers the smackback...
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Iambic Perversity
Strange haiku too easy? Okay, write me a strange sonnet then. Coming... at some point
The Archives
Adventures in Andee's Spambox
Spam is ubiquitous. You could get mad at the sheer crap filling your mailbox, but why do that when you can laugh at it instead?
Warning - may be disturbing/offensive to some readers. At least most of that's not my fault. :)
- 9/4/2003 - ode to a small lump of junk mail i found in my hotmail one late summer evening...
- 9/10/2003 - junk mail, volume 2
- 10/11/2003 - junk mail, volume IV
- 10/11/2003 - attack of the junk mail, part III
- 10/31/2003 - spam spam spam spam, volume V
- 11/15/2003 - junk mail, part VI
- 11/20/2003 - junk mail, volume lost count
- 12/7/2003 - junk mail, volume VIII
- 12/20/2003 - the spam that stole christmas (volume 9)
- 1/22/2004 - junk mail bowl X
- 3/9/2004 - junk mail, vol XI!
- 3/17/2004 - junk mail XII - the boredom of andee!
- 4/17/2004 - junk mail the 13th - the inbox of jason!
- 5/18/2004 - junk mail XIV - revenge of the gonads
- 6/9/2004 - it's too hot for everything. except... junk mail XV!
- 7/4/2004 - junk mail on the fourth of july (vol. 16)
- 11/26/2004 - an early present from me to you - junk mail volume XVIII!
- 12/13/2004 - Glitz! Glamour! Techincolor! Junk Mail 19!
- 4/19/2005 - Junk Mail 20 - Size Matters
- 5/17/2005 - junk mail 21 - revenge of the vacation!
- 6/2/2005 - Junk mail 22 - cause that's the first thing you get in your mail when you move
- 7/3/2005 - JM23. It's like ID4...
- 10/23/2005 - JM24 - This is Halloween... Junk Mail!
- 12/27/2005 - Junk Mail XXV - Satisfaction Guaranteed
- 5/13/2006 - junk mail xxvi - Been a while, hasn't it?
- 5/19/2006 - Junk Mail XXVII - Less than one week later!
- 6/13/2007 - *ded from Junk Mail*
Andee's Little Soapbox of Doom
Welcome to my own personal soapbox, where I bitch about stuff from time to time at great length and with total impunity.
- 3/21/2002 - if it ain't broke, don't fix it: andee's ET rant
- 8/11/2002 - four am ramblings of a saprophytophobe
- 4/10/2003 - heavy stuff, or andee hates tv
- 3/19/2004 - ah, the weight debate raises its ugly head yet again
- 5/20/2005 - Movies should not be made from preexisting material.
- 10/29/2005 - I post large images, therefore I support the oil industry. Or something.
- 4/18/2006 - Forwarding Glurge is Satanic. Pass it on.
- 4/30/2006 - I don't blog