page o' strange haiku!

page o' strange haiku!

haiku?: perversion of an art form

With my apologies to a venerated Japanese art form, here is the Page o' Strange Haiku: weird haikus submitted by readers over the years. Mostly, for some reason, concerning wang and page malfunctions. Read, giggle, and if you are so inspired, post one of your own!

What started the silliness in the first place:

attack of the haiku - See what happens when a somewhat bored Andee tries to think of a creative way of picking on her best friend for not being on IM for weeks.
birkwelch strikes back - Birkwelch, upon reading the above, delivers the smackback...

This page featured in Haiku Smackdown - an entry in A Bunch of Wordz about the Strange Haiku, specifically about what happens when you piss me off on my own web site.

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sick. upset tummy.
hot and salty comfort food
delicious ramen

posted by Calling Out
fineline@loveandnausea.com
Jan 18, 2012 1:44pm

Song stuck in my head
It's time for a change of pace
"Song that doesn't end..."

posted by Echoes of Lamb Chop
playalong@pbs.org
Jan 17, 2012 10:45am

Dirty Little Knave
Out of the floor into light
Borax the whole place

posted by Joe
Joe_DeJose@yahoo.com
Jan 6, 2012 1:53pm

Many new haiku!
Moderators been busy.
But she missed you all.

posted by The Goose
bottledgoose@gmail.com
Dec 29, 2011 11:14am

I wrote this haiku
To tell you what's on my mind
Wacky grapes are good

posted by Sam Watkins
cheese@charter.net
Dec 28, 2011 4:38pm

Keep me in your bead
As I venture through life's maze
Oh Mighty Hunter!

posted by Zim Exile
Pauline.herself@gmail.com
Dec 11, 2011 3:53am

I'm in a lifeboat
Loosely looped to Peter's Barque
Mildly dissenting

posted by Zim Exile
pauline.herself
Dec 11, 2011 3:51am

Expressing oneself
In seventeen syllables
Like eating peanuts!

posted by Pauline Hutchings
dilkush@telkomsa.net
Dec 1, 2011 11:25pm

The next thing is true;
Sometimes haikus don't make sense
Refrigerator.

posted by Mari
youllneverknow@hah.com
Nov 29, 2011 9:53am

Auto-erotic!
Auto-erotic, you dog!
Autoerotic!

posted by Carrie
twilightseve@gmail.com
Oct 5, 2011 6:40pm

Behind on updates
Real life issues complicate
updating haiku.

posted by Goose
bottledgoose@gmail.com
Oct 3, 2011 9:06pm

Wednesday went well
It could not have been better
Only killed one cat

posted by Scott Rogers
hoofadoofa@msn.com
Sep 9, 2011 8:59am

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