attack of the haiku: birkwelch strikes back
A couple of weeks after messing with the Zombie, the following email lands in my inbox.
Shanti has been lame
Not writing to his friends and
Not calling either
School causes much stress
I'll be student forever
No sleep makes me dumb
Grumbling stomach pain
I consume nummy cookies
All is wonderful.
Books upon more books
Endless reading on the couch
Delicious stories
I speak in cat tongues
They look on me with disdain
Accent must be wrong.
I ponder future
Deciding more work, less poor
Poverty harsh lord
Moving is a pain.
Hope a new location will
Give great happiness
I'd never trade you
for California rolls
even if on sale.
For random topics
Haiku is appropriate
bad grammar OK.